![]() The closest I’ll ever come to playing one of my favorite Kaki King songs on guitar is if developers somehow found a way to translate them into play-by-color Guitar Hero tunes. At least not until some marketer decides that enough time has passed for The Kids to consider the controllers ‘retro’.Īmazing Guitar Hero Games That Will Never Be: Yesterday I was sitting in my emo cave contemplating a world without Guitar Hero 7, and started daydreaming about some awesome future Guitar Hero games that will now never see the light of day. That smug feeling I get from being able to tap brightly colored buttons in time to visual cues better than anyone else in my living room is really good for my self-esteem. On one of those shiny Guitar Hero toy controllers, however, not only can I can play the shit out of Tool’s “Vicarious” I can also occasionally beat my freaky guitar genius girlfriend in a battle. On a real guitar with real strings I can’t even nail the chorus of a 3-chord Green Day song. See, I have huge rockstar dreams but limited natural music talent, so I rely on simulated play for a sense of fulfillment. Guitar Hero has been an integral part of my life since 2006, it completes me. Yesterday gaming giant Activision announced that they are going to mercilessly kill off the Guitar Hero franchise.Ī decline in demand for music-themed video games has been blamed for the cut, apparently the gamers of today are more interested in stealing cars and blowing shit up than rocking out to “Only Happy When It Rains” via a smokin’ hot Shirley Manson avatar. ![]() The 200 Best Lesbian, Bisexual & Queer Movies Of All Time.LGBTQ Television Guide: What To Watch Now. ![]()
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